Things heard around the house:
One day after preschool-
Maya: I went on a God hunt today.
Nana: You did! Did you find him?
Maya: Nope.
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The other morning-
Maya: Daddy, where did you buy me?
Jason: I didn't buy you anywhere.
Maya: No. Where did you buy me?
Jason: Where did I buy you?
Maya: Yeah.
Jason: If I bought you can I return you?
Maya: . . . .
Maya: Can I have breakfast now?