Poor Little Bunny

Maya gives her Aunt Jennifer a giant Teddy bear in hopes of helping her feel better from the flu/cold/hangnail from which she was suffering.

Christmas Lights In Palm Trees Are Awesome

Every year the zoo puts up lights for Christmas and also does a light show complete with music. We met up with some friends so we wouldn't be the only people with a child running around like a crazy person. It was a lot of fun and the lights were absolutely beautiful, the entire zoo was just sparkling. Santa even made an appearance complete with snow machines to help remind everyone that even though its 80 degrees outside it's still Christmas time. The light show was held by the sea lions with music blasting all around them. The poor things took it pretty well, the slim sea lion was swaying back and forth while the fat one was laying on his rock passed out and completely oblivious.

Anatomy 101

We have been teaching Maya to identify parts of the body and she's been doing really well. Ear

Nose

Mouth (she prefers to stick out her tongue)

Belly Button (currently an outie)

Toes

Suddenly Not Afraid Of The Moustache

All I wanted was the standard screaming child photo with Santa, is that so much to ask?

Thanksgiving/Christmas

We celebrated the first half of Christmas extra early this year since we wouldn't be able to make another visit before then. Maya helped with passing out the gifts but wasn't that into opening them, which was ok since Jacob was standing by to assist anyone in need. As an added bonus to all the presents she received, Maya got to play with Aubrie and Jacob's toys. Aubrie was fine with Maya running around with her brand new doll but as soon as Jacob's car was out of the box, he was convinced Maya was out to keep it as her own. In Jacob's defence, Maya really was trying to get her hands on it.

Back To Tennessee

This year we went to Tennessee for Thanksgiving so we could see what could be learned from an 11 hour car ride with a toddler. As it happens, I can get car sick from watching movies in the backseat, it's not a great idea to take pictures while driving, curly fries qualify as vegetables, there's no point in bringing a bunch of dvd's since she'll only want to watch the same one over and over and over, and a screaming toddler can help shave 2 hours off your driving time.

Visiting family even if we have to drag her kicking and screaming.

Amazing Self Discipline

My awesome tower that my difficult to impress child ignored until the moment I tried to put her down for a nap.

Orange Is Her Color

I finally got a picture of her trying to join the books at the library.

Doesn't Do Bathrooms

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Best Seat In The House

Maybe it's something everybody does, I don't know, but Maya has a new found love of tiny places. Her favorite place to sit is between the wall and the end table right on top of the base of the speaker stand. She will squeeze in there with her sippy cup and talk to herself and laugh. She's had several different places where she will go to be by herself but this is the first spot she seemed to have "created". There's her birthday chair where she will enjoy an evening book or the rug in the kitchen where she can have her own spot to cook and, of course, the spot by the front door where she can play with her toys and not have to deal with us watching her. Last week at the library I caught her trying to cram herself into the bookshelf. I really regret being too slow with my camera phone.

This new spot just reminds me of when I was little and would create my own little spots around the house and the farm. Morgan's is the most well known, it's hard not to notice an eight year old spread out on the floor with a sheet covering him and the air vent so that it creates this giant bubble. That guy has a very strange obsession with air.

Boo

So, Jason and I were so excited about Halloween this year! This being the first year Maya could actually participate although she would have no clue as to what was going on. When we got outside she just started wandering around until we would aim her in the direction of someone handing out candy and at the last minute something else would grab her attention and away she would go. Everyone seemed to think her lack of attention made her even more adorable and happily poured candy into the bucket I was carrying for her. Don't they realize that tonight Jason and I will be sitting in the living room fighting over the Snickers? Maya isn't going to see a single tootsie roll. They're choking hazards and bad for your teeth. My teeth are all broken in and used to all the sugar. You see, I'm doing her a favor.

Our Weekend

Traveling with a child is a breeze as long as you lower your expectations until you can accept that at no point will you be anywhere close to comfortable. Maya kept wanting to share her toys with the closest person on the plane, and by "share" I mean she was doing her best to give the poor people a concussion with her phone. Flying with a child in your lap is great if you think about it, free airfare for them and you don't have to deal with a car seat. Of course your personal space is now their personal space and that amount of space makes a match box look like a palace.


We had a fun, yet short, weekend in Indiana. Maya finally got to meet the Haley branch of the family tree and seemed to get along really well with her cousins. I'm sorry it took so long to get her up there to meet everyone, but we finally made it!

Welcome To South Carolina

So, I finally made it to the DMV to switch my license. I should have given it up when I got out of the car and noticed that Maya had wiped her nose all over my shirt, again. I made it through the line and waited the 15 years for them to call my number while Maya amused herself by attempting to pull off all the leaves of the closest ficus tree. Finally my number is called and I carry up my 300 pieces of identification only to be informed that my birth certificate is unacceptable. The lady behind the counter told me that it is lacking some numbers that the hospital is supposed to put on there. I pointed out that this birth certificate was good enough for a Florida license, a Tennessee license and even a passport, when she told me that I could use my passport as a replacement for my birth certificate. The passport that I obtained with the unacceptable birth certificate.Keeping her occupied.

Maya's "treasures".

Cooking and still refusing to give up her "treasure".

Learning why it is bad to throw baby wipes all over her room.

So Pretty

Maya has had a cold for the past two weeks, which means that under no circumstances is she to behave in a sane manner or allow anyone to leave the house without her first wiping her nose on your shirt. My beautiful little girl has turned into a deranged puddle of mucus. Several times I've had to scrub down our furniture thanks to Maya using it as a giant handkerchief, really, she will actually press her nose against the cushions and start walking. It's beyond disgusting. If this is what girls do I can't begin to imagine what she would be up to if she was a boy, probably just serenading me from the bathroom.
I can't stress enough how crazy she has been lately. She will be playing happily on the floor and, out of nowhere, just start freaking out. These moments of insanity can happen anywhere and at any time. The strangest part is what makes her stop. The other day Maya was having a breakdown and I handed her a slice of bread, suddenly the sun came out, birds started singing and all was right in the world. Is it normal to be scared of your toddler?

Our attempt to please it.

Signs She Is My Daughter:

A natural with her dolls.

Loves to accessorize by turning everything into a purse.